Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Lipstick Jungle

Face it, if you watch a lot of TV or spend time on the internet or are just the ordinary human, you see a lot of women. Yes, these fair daughters of venus can not be ignored. Sure, they’re good mothers,daughters, sisters,friends and much more but the primary attribute they’re known for is drama. Many a molehill has been made into a mountain with the mere introduction of a woman into the equation.
And with the proliferation of soap operas with hot latin women and vivacious white women and intelligent black women, the level of drama is at an astounding high. Everyone has had a moment when you wanted to just scream and pause. Where you just wanted it all to stop and just take a breather. I think it must be very intriguing for the Creator to watch the results of his 7 day project and especially the effects of element . If i remember my Bible right, God created man last. I bet he must have been happy with himself as he watched the gazelles frolic and man walk around learning. Heck, i bet Adam would already in the process of inventing a ball or some other equally masculine obsession but oh no, he just had to perform your first major surgery and introduce some drama. Maybe he created us on the morning of the sixth day but was already kinda bored by evening. Then he had a brainwave, picked a bone and voila! There was woman. Just in time to bring adam some drama the moment he recovered from his anaesthesia induced slumber. And it didn’t stop. Imagine how it was for poor Adam as the number of women increased and the drama became a constant part of his life.
Despite all this, i have to admit that life would be black and white without them. Because when you take a moment to enjoy the flavour of life, it has an unmistakably feminine taste. So here i am watching yet another of those strongly feminist-corporate but sexy-i want that bag-beautiful shoes-i dumped him series. Back to the drama.